Saturday, May 23, 2009

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Anti Mormon Moroni

I was mormon, for a while I even went on a mission to richmond virginia. I had a lot of lively debates concerning the perfection of the bible (the word bible is greek for many books)
I quit the mormon church because quite frankly i thought mormoni's promise was a hypnosis trick. and it is. Except for Moroni's promise in the sealed portion. However upon returning to California from richmond I became an atheist. Then i read the sealed portion. I already knew a thing or two about the etymology of the word Jesus Christ. But I think the Anti-mormon Moroni said it best

12 And according to these cultures and
traditions, we have been taught the gospel of
Jesus Christ. Nevertheless, this gospel is not
called the gospel of Jesus Christ according to the
traditions and customs of the many different
peoples of the world.

13And it doth not matter to the Lord in what
name he is called, for it is his desire to give unto
all the laws of his gospel, let these laws be called
by whatever name they might be called. And
also, let him be called by whatever name he may
be called according to the different cultures and
traditions of the children of men.

Esperanto Is our hope for world peace

The basic idea of Esperanto is about tolerance and respect for people of diverse nations and cultures. Communication is indeed the essential part of understanding each other, and if that communication happens through a neutral language, that can help the feeling that we 'meet' on equal grounds and respect for one another.

Important traits of Esperanto

* International: Esperanto is most useful for communicating among people of diverse nations who do not have a common mother tongue.
* Neutral: It doesn't belong to one people or country, so it works as a neutral language.
* Equal: When you use Esperanto, you feel more equal from a linguistic standpoint than when, for example, you speak Spanish with a native Spanish speaker.
* Relatively easy: Thanks to the structure of Esperanto, it's usually much easier to master than other foreign languages.
* Living: Esperanto evolves and lives just like other languages, and it can be used to express the most varied facets of human thought and emotion.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Hit on the Head

This week has been real hit on the noggin. Last wedsday this guy named Survivor hit me on the head with a hard blunt instrament like a metal rod. They took me to the hospital because blood was gushing out of my head, I remember putting my hand on my head, and noticing that my hand was covered in blood. Then blood ran down the side of my head onto my shirt and down my pants.

I just got released from the hospital. The worst part of it was not the fact that I have a laceration on my head it is the fact that the Cops, or the Hospital Lost my Drivers Licence. I don't really know how I am going to get my check's cashed from my payee.

It looks like I am going to have to go to the DMV tomorrow and figure out if I have the neccesary documents to get a new ID.

From what I know Survivor is In jail and will be their for a while, I do not wish that anybody goes to jail but when he could have killed me, maybee it is right that he rot in his stupidity.

This is Talisman Out.

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