Friday, January 28, 2011

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

TOTAL NET INCOME $5,215

ST Mark's Dinner Auction & Fundraiser
October 16, 2010
Easy Auction Fundraiser


Gross Income
Dinner Tickets $1,857
Auction $3,510
Raffle $731
Drinks $192
Donations $300
Other Donations $448
Decorations $5
TOTAL INCOME$ 7,043


EXPENSES
Caterer/Food $1,244
Drinks $155
Liquor License $25
Supplies $355
Credit Card Fee's $50
TOTAL EXPENSES $1,828


TOTAL NET INCOME $5,215


The Raffle was simple the event was used to promote  a Search Retreat,
It was a minimal effort event that was used to help the church.

ESPERANTO-MUZIKO) Kurso de Esperanto - Inicialoj DC

♬Take on Me

Monday, January 24, 2011

Who Throws a Party? - People that want to meet People

Event Buy ; Event Sell ; Commanding Attention

When you pull off an event you need to
EVENT BUY

  • Production
    • staff
    • Materials
    • Time(costs)
    • Show
    • Donation Request
  • Pre- production
    • Sales Staff
    •  Tickets
    • Souvenir Program 
    • Website
    • Press Release
  • Post Production
    • Thank you
    • Press Release
    • Donation Request
 EVENT SELL 


why you would want to orchestrate an event
 -- I think the prime reason you are thinking about having an event is to have fun and bring people together.

 Reasons for an event
  • As a Fundraiser
  • As a Promotion
  • As a Product Launch
 Attention you are commanding
  • Internet
  • Newspapers
  • Magazines
  • Books
  • Live on stage
  • Back of the room product
  • Auctions
  • Event Booths
  • Turnout
  • Facebook
  • youtube
  • website

♬One tin Soldier

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Ron Woods Saul Alinsky and Those That have Died in IV


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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

To suppress my Case my Plan

1538.5

If you face felony charges…or misdemeanor and felony charges filed in the same case…your lawyer has two options:

  1. your lawyer may argue this motion at your preliminary hearing (where he/she will be limited to evidence that the prosecutor intends to introduce at that hearing), or
  2. your lawyer may choose to wait and simply litigate the issue during a special suppression motion hearing after the preliminary hearing, and during the pretrial conference phase (which means that he/she isn’t bound by the prosecutor’s agenda).31

Assuming your motion is heard during the preliminary hearing, if your motion is denied in whole or in part, you are entitled to a "special hearing" on the issue prior to trial.
At this hearing, a new judge will make an independent determination about the legal issues presented. And although the judge is bound by any "factual" determinations that the prior judge made, this rule does not apply if those findings are affected by new evidence that is just being presented.32
During this "special" hearing, you are limited to arguing evidence that is included in the preliminary hearing transcript and to evidence that has been newly discovered. If your motion is denied, you may appeal within 30 days.33
Alternatively, you can challenge the judge’s ruling by filing a California Penal Code 995 motion to set aside the information.
Finally, in the event that your attorney had no reasonable basis to know that there was an issue concerning illegally obtained evidence until the time of your trial, your attorney has the right to file a 1538.5 motion during the course of your jury trial.34

4.3. Options for the prosecution

If…during the preliminary hearing…the judge finds that after excluding the illegally obtained evidence there is not enough evidence to "hold the defendant to answer", the prosecutor has several options.
The first is to refile the charges. The second is to seek a grand jury indictment. The third is to move to reinstate the complaint.
However, if the defense’s felony 1538.5 motion to suppress evidence is granted twice, the prosecutor may not refile unless there is newly discovered evidence that was not reasonably available at the time of the motion.35

4.4. Proceedings where suppressed evidence is admissible

The exclusionary rule does not apply to all proceedings but rather only those "where its deterrence benefits outweigh its ‘substantial social costs’".36 Illegally obtained evidence may therefore be admissible during



Some final thoughts…

Even if your attorney does not win the motion, any testimony that is elicited during the hearing can be used during your trial to impeach the testifying officer’s credibility. This is a common reason to file the motion even if the defense doesn’t necessarily believe that he/she will prevail on it.
When to file and argue a 1538.5 motion to suppress evidence will vary case-by-case. It is a tactical decision that your California criminal defense attorney will discuss with you when the time arises.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Thank you Google 1)12020(a)(1) PC F

http://www.shouselaw.com/pc12020.html

Penal Code 12020(a)(1) / 12020(a)(2) PC -- unlawfully manufacturing, selling, and/or possessing dangerous weapons


Penal Code 12020 PC California’s law against manufacturing, selling, or possessing dangerous weapons

Penal Code 12020 PC California’s law against manufacturing, selling, or possessing dangerous weapons is quite broad. This California firearm law actually prohibits two distinct crimes.
The first crime is engaging in any of these activities with specific firearms or other "inherently dangerous"? weapons.

The specific guns and weapons banned by this offense are listed under Penal Code 12020(a)(1) and PC 12020(a)(2).16 Examples include (but are not limited to): "nunchucks", short-barreled shotguns and rifles, and metal "brass" knuckles.
The second crime is found in Penal Code 12020(a)(3) and PC 12020(a)(4) carrying concealed dirks, daggers, or explosive substances.17 "Dirks" and "daggers" are terms that are used interchangeably. They refer to "knives or other instruments with or without a handguard that are capable of ready use as stabbing weapons that may inflict great bodily injury or death".18


I will Prove that the broomstick was NOT "Inherently Dangerous"
-Brian Carpenter In this type.


When crafting Penal Code 12020 PC, the California Legislature intended to prohibit people from carrying instruments "which are ordinarily used for criminal and unlawful purposes". All of the weapons listed under this California firearms law are "short, easily concealed, and so weighted as to constitute effective and silent weapons of attack.

In order to convict you of unlawfully manufacturing, selling, and/or possessing illegal weapons under Penal Code 12020(a)(1) or Penal Code 12020(a)(2) PC, the prosecutor must prove the following facts (otherwise known as "elements" of the crime):
1) that you

  • manufactured,  I picked up the Broomstick and threw away the rotten broom part. But I DID NOT CREATE A WEAPON I created a piece of trash headed for the dumpster.
  • imported, . I Picked this black broomstick of the ground minutes earlier
  • sold,
  • gave,
  • lent, and/or
  • possessed

"any cane gun or wallet gun, any undetectable firearm, any firearm which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm, any camouflaging firearm container, any ammunition which contains or consists of any fléchette dart, any bullet containing or carrying an explosive agent, any ballistic knife, any multiburst trigger activator, any nunchaku, any short-barreled shotgun, any short-barreled rifle, any metal knuckles, any belt buckle knife, any leaded cane, any zip gun, any shuriken, any unconventional pistol, any lipstick case knife, any cane sword, any shobi-zue, any air gauge knife, any writing pen knife, any metal military practice handgrenade or metal replica handgrenade, or any instrument or weapon of the kind commonly known as a blackjack, slungshot, billy, sandclub, sap, or sandbag…or any large-capacity magazine", and
2) that you knowingly did so, either because you knew the object

a) was capable of being used as a weapon, or

b) was a weapon.4
. I could never do any harm with this tin broomstick nor was the thought even on violence - (I want to hear the audio ) 

Penal Code 12021(a)(1) lists more than 20 types of weapons that are banned under this law. They basically break down into five categories:

  • firearms,
  • firearm equipment and ammunition,
  • knives and swords,
  • martial arts weapons, and
  • "other" weapons. (.A Broomstick is not a weapon)

DEFENSES

Insanity

In California, the test for determining whether a defendant is legally insane is known as the M’Naghten test. Essentially a test of “right and wrong,” the M’Naghten standard holds that if the defense can prove that the defendant committed the crime only because


  1. he/she didn’t understand the nature of his/her act, OR
  2. couldn’t distinguish right from wrong,


then California criminal law excuses that conduct.15
The insanity defense… just like the legal defense of entrapment … needs to be proven by a preponderance of the evidence.16 If the defendant is found not guilty by reason of insanity, he/she will likely be committed to a psychiatric facility until the court believes that he/she is no longer a threat to society.
For further discussion, please visit our page on the "not guilty by reason of insanity" defense in California law.

Lack of Probable Cause

The California search and seizure rules require police to have probable cause before they can detain you or arrest you. "Probable cause" essentially means that a reasonable and cautious officer would believe that criminal activity is or was taking place based on the surrounding circumstances.
If it appears the cops stopped, detained or arrested you without probable cause, your criminal defense attorney may file a motion to suppress. At a "suppression motion" hearing (per California Penal Code 1538.5), your lawyer asks the court to exclude any evidence that was obtained via an improper search and seizure.17 If the motion is granted, your case will oftentimes be dismissed.

Legal Definition of "Reasonable Expectation of Privacy"

Before the court will even entertain your 1538.5 motion to suppress evidence, you must prove that you had a reasonable expectation of privacy (sometimes referred to as "standing") in the premises searched or the items seized.17
As Santa Ana criminal defense attorney Zachary McCready18 explains, "This is an objective standard. Whether or not you personally believe you had a ‘reasonable expectation of privacy’ is irrelevant. The issue is whether you had an objectively reasonable expectation of privacy…that is, one that society would be ready to accept as reasonable."19
It therefore follows that if you do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy in the place searched or in the items seized, the court will not suppress the evidence. If you do have a reasonable expectation of privacy…and the police unlawfully invade or interfere with that right…the court will suppress the evidence.

  • People do have a reasonable expectation of privacy in a tent or tarp that is designed to shield the inhabitant from public view.23
  • Students in public schools do have a reasonable expectation of privacy in their personal belongings that they bring to school.24

Mistake of Fact

If you act under an honest and reasonable mistake of fact, you are not guilty of a crime.19 If, for example, you are accused of stealing your neighbor’s lawnmower… but you did so because you believed it was the one you previously lent him that he never returned to you… then you aren’t guilty of theft.
But, the old-adage is also true: ignorance of the law is not a defense.20 This means that you can’t break a law just because you don’t know it’s a law. For example, if you buy alcohol for a minor, prosecutors could charge you with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The fact that you didn’t know such conduct was illegal will not excuse your actions.

Police Misconduct

It’s not at all uncommon to see acts of misconduct, abuse and excessive force by California police, such as


  • planting evidence
  • lying or embellishing facts in their crime reports or courtroom testimony, or
  • unnecessarily using tasers or pepper spray on cooperative subjects


When we can identify and prove such acts of police misconduct, it may give us leverage towards winning your criminal case. It may also allow us to press civil rights claims and seek money damages.

Unconsciousness

If you are unconscious while you commit a crime, California law excuses your actions.26 This legal defense is applicable to people who, for example, commit criminal acts while


  • sleeping,
  • delirious,
  • suffering from an epileptic seizure, or
  • who are involuntarily intoxicated.


On that note, it is important to understand that if you commit a crime while unconscious or sleeping… but while voluntarily intoxicated… you will still be held criminally liable. The most common example of this is “sleep-driving” while under the influence of Ambien or Lunesta.

17) Voluntary and Involuntary Intoxication

Voluntary intoxication doesn’t typically serve as a valid criminal defense. But it may bear on the issue of whether you possessed the requisite mental state to commit certain “specific intent” crimes. “Specific intent” means that you specifically intended the consequences of your act (California theft offenses are examples of “specific intent” crimes).28
While “unconsciousness” generally serves as a legal defense to a crime29 (discussed above), this isn’t the case if your unconsciousness stemmed from voluntarily intoxication.30 For example, unconsciousness may give you a defense to a vehicular manslaughter charge if you fell asleep at the wheel. But if you passed out at the wheel due to drug or alcohol consumption, it probably would not.
If you are involuntarily intoxicated, that generally provides a complete defense to most any crime. This would be the case if, for example, someone secretly slipped a drug in your drink… or a doctor prescribed you a sedative without warning you of the side effects.
But you are only “involuntarily” intoxicated if you didn’t voluntarily consume any alcohol and/or drugs.31 If, for example, you voluntarily smoked a joint… but didn’t realize that it was actually laced with PCP… you can’t then claim involuntary intoxication.










How Misdemeanor Probation Works in California

This is generally imposed when a person gets convicted of a misdemeanor crime. Misdemeanor probation (also sometimes called "summary probation") typically lasts from one to three years, although in some cases, it can last as long as five.

No "Probation Officer" with misdemeanor probation

Judges have discretion as to imposing conditions of probation

California Penal Code 1203 allows a judge to exercise quite a bit of discretion when imposing probation requirements.
As long as the requirements logically relate to the offense for which you were convicted, the judge can impose any conditions he/she sees fit.10 Of course, if the conditions seem too strict or burdensome, you are always free to reject the misdemeanor probation sentence and to serve a jail sentence instead.11
Some of the most commonly imposed misdemeanor probation requirements include (but are not limited to):


NOT CHARGED BUT MAY PROVIDE WEIGHT

Penal Code 417 PC California’s "brandishing a weapon" law

Penal Code 417 PC California’s "brandishing a weapon" law prohibits "drawing, exhibiting, or using a firearm or deadly weapon".14 If you "brandish" a weapon or firearm in a rude, angry, or threatening manner, prosecutors could charge you with this offense.
It isn’t necessary that you actually intend to cause any harm or that the alleged victim even sees your weapon.15 The crime is complete once you draw, exhibit, or use the weapon in a rude, angry, or threatening manner.







Friday, January 14, 2011

♬ We Got them Hypnotized

Broomstick Sting and Fellony- Resurection of Rules for Radicals - Treated Less than 0

Recently I spent $2,500 Bailing myself out of Jail.

I found a Black Broomstick on the ground and I picked it up
and was playing a little with it when almost immediately I was
Aprehended by the police.

As soon as I saw this One Cop Biasa I took out my licence and put it in my mouth.  The cop that arrested me was very brutal and was TRYING to get me to resist.  After I was handcuffed he kicked my legs apart and pulled back on my hands and told me to cooperate.

I told him that he is not in my body and do you know that my muscles and tendons are already as taught as they can be.



It really pisses me off,   First of all I did not deserve the Jail time, (and If I did not have the money I would be still in jail - using your taxpayers dollars to barely eat, and well a lot of sleep.)

I can't believe they arrest (with a fellony Charge) everyone that ventures outside with a broomstick.

This whole system makes me sick,  - And It is Deffenatly NOT Innocent till proven guilty,  I have Months ahead to go to court,  And After I win I plan on sueing for Unlawful Incarcartian.


The Cop that Arrested me (biasa) Takes pleasure joking "at" me everytime he arrests me.   Normally when I get to the judge I say "No Contest"  Just to get out of jail.  Then I recieve my Unsuprivized Probation.

In Utah I said "No Contest" to a pot charge just to get it over with and the judge said that was a good reason to say "No Contest"

I took that with me to California..  and as Every time I swear I was in front of the judge I said no contest to get out of jail (without bail).  That has resulted in me having 2 unsupervised probations.  Which doesn't require me to report or get tested or anything.

The Consequence of having these "Unsupervised Probation's "  Has come later.

the last court apperence the DA offerd to reduce my so called Fellony to a misdemeanor If I spend 180 days in Jail.

On the 28 my Public Defense atorney and the DA will look at the Broomstick and probably try to offer something else.  - I will not take any jailtime and wish that I would not even consider a lesser deffence.  I guess going to court once a month for a while is fine.

Quite Frankly I may have spooked the arresting officer After He arrested me (With me its Arrest First - Ask Later, )

While I was on the Hood of the car I told the Popo that I should get another medical therapy dog (They stole mine).  Walk into the restraunts and establishements around here --- get kicked out then sue them.

It still pisses me off that everytime I see them (the PoPo) they ask me if I am on my medication.
I just want to say it's none of your FUCKING BUSINESS!!

the Professor Wrote this book rules for radicals,  But the cause is just personal.  Then again the Homeless are expected to pick themselves up and stay out of sight of the Normal Humans, While (If proven to need Social Security) its not enough to even rent a room.  Barely enough for a week of food.

And We can't sleep anywhere for the cops will give us a ticket, 

- In Utah there are signs that say "Don't give money to the Homeless - For there are programs."


Well I was in Utah - and applied for the "programs"   All I got was sent to the psychiatrist.  NO help of any Kind... Just figure it out for yourself,  But let me tell you just how many Full Time employees I had to meet and interview just to try to get some food.

(I eventually got a job at Wallmart- then got fired the day after my Utah court date of No-Contest to Pot, apparently this is public information and Walmart wants to fire those that smoke pot OFF THE JOB)  



Yes Biasa Does not like me,  During one Conversation I told him I did not give a Rat's ass If I am annoying you,  I am not doing anything Illegal.
It really did piss him off -  and Now I am being treated like I am Guilty automatically on anything these Foot Patrol Uniform Idiots say,  




And It cost's me $2,500 just to have freedom from there lies, and maybe explain myself someday to 12.  


Then there won't be any kind of Sorry or anything,  Everything is Just COLD


I don't know what to do,   But I do think I will try to make the papers.

I am going to try to invite MORE homeless Here In IV.  There aren't that many and today the SB Newspapers are writing more about it. 


I just need help,  There is plenty of food, and it would really Piss off the local community, (Basically the Landlords and the Poloticians that Run the Local PD called the Foot Patrol)


I just wish I had some kind of protection from these Lying Bastards.


It is just not fair- I am forced to be Humiliated by EVERY cop, they always think they are so Superior to me and my fellow houseless.  I guess that's what happens when you get an Easy $75,000 + a year. 

Somehow Your Bank account Qualifies you as a human?


update:

When I showed up to the hearing (3rd) where the attorneys "talk" about my weapon in front of the judge - a Pig threw me out.  I am supposed to be there or else right? He threw me out because I did not have my contact lenses and i sat in the front row that apparently was reserved.  He just say'd get up and follow me.  then he sat me down outside and asked me why i did not see the sign.  I told him I was blind -- The KnowItAll say'd your not blind and then escorted me out of the building.  WTF I am being prevented from hearing my own god damn case,  They want to be downright evil cunts.  Lukily as the arrogant cop was escorting me outside I saw my public defender. he told me to wait in his office.


-> The DA eventually Dropped the Case 


And so summorize this they tried to give me a felony for piking up Trash,  Yes I was en-route to the trash in the park.  - What if I needed a cain to walk? Any god damn excuse to torture you to "GET OUT" right.  Oh and as soon as the case was dissmised I moved to Riverside, and a shared room and later started Occupying.


Oh  I still do feel like lighting myself on fire in front of the Santa Barbara Courthouse. 


And no I don't believe I am suicidal as clinically you need a Time, Place, and Method.  


I have no plans to LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE anytime soon.

That'll Psych you out in the End. 








Thursday, January 13, 2011

Surah 4:35-80 Fresh skins for Allah's fire

The following comes from a blog that I follow and wanted to share it.


Surah 4:35-80 Fresh skins for Allah's fire: "

This section starts off well enough, with Allah telling us to be kind to our parents, relatives, orphans, the needy, neighbors, strangers, and travelers.

(Show) kindness unto parents, and unto near kindred, and orphans, and the needy, and unto the neighbour who is of kin (unto you) and the neighbour who is not of kin, and the fellow-traveller and the wayfarer. 4:36


And yet, even here, when the Quran is at its very best, its dark side seeps through.

Because the same verse with the good stuff above includes the bad stuff below.

Serve Allah. Ascribe no thing as partner unto Him. (Show) kindness unto ... (the slaves) whom your right hands possess. Lo! Allah loveth not such as are proud and boastful, 4:36


Serve Allah, who has no partners. Be kind to your slaves. Don't be proud and boastful or Allah won't love you.

That's not all that bad, you say. And I agree. But it gets worse from there.

Allah reminds us about his plans for disbelievers and those who have the wrong
imaginary friend (Satan instead of Allah).

For disbelievers We prepare a shameful doom; And (also) those who ... believe not in Allah nor the Last Day. Whoso taketh Satan for a comrade, a bad comrade hath he. 4:38


Next Allah says that there are times when we shouldn't pray. Like when we are drunk, dirty, after going to the bathroom, or after touching a woman. But if you have soiled yourself by touching a women or some other dirty thing, you can clean up without water by rubbing your hands and face in some dirt. That'll do it.

O ye who believe! Draw not near unto prayer when ye are drunken, till ye know that which ye utter ... nor when ye are polluted, save when journeying upon the road, till ye have bathed. And if ye ... cometh from the closet, or ye have touched women, and ye find not water, then go to high clean soil and rub your faces and your hands (therewith). Lo! Allah is Benign, Forgiving. 4:43


Now that that's out of the way, Allah tells us about our enemies.

Allah knoweth best (who are) your enemies. 4:45


And who are our enemies? Everyone except Muslims, of course.


  1. The Jews, whom Allah has cursed for their disbelief, causing them to disbelieve, 'save a few.'

    Some of those who are Jews change words from their context and say: 'We hear and disobey; hear thou as one who heareth not' and 'Listen to us!' distorting with their tongues and slandering religion. If they had said: 'We hear and we obey: hear thou, and look at us' it had been better for them, and more upright. But Allah hath cursed them for their disbelief, so they believe not, save a few. 4:46


    But Allah has not only cursed the Jews (causing their disbelief), he turned some of them into apes!

    O ye unto whom the Scripture hath been given! Believe in what We have revealed confirming that which ye possess, before We destroy countenances so as to confound them, or curse them as We cursed the Sabbath-breakers (of old time). 4:47


  2. The Christians, who say that Allah has a partner, when, as everyone knows, Allah has no friends or partners.

    Allah forgiveth not that a partner should be ascribed unto Him. He forgiveth (all) save that to whom He will. Whoso ascribeth partners to Allah, he hath indeed invented a tremendous sin. 4:48


  3. Those that invent lies about Allah, believe in idols, claim to be more rightly guided, or whatnot. Allah curses them all.

    See, how they invent lies about Allah! That of itself is flagrant sin. Hast thou not seen those unto whom a portion of the Scripture hath been given, how they believe in idols and false deities, and how they say of those (idolaters) who disbelieve: 'These are more rightly guided than those who believe'? Those are they whom Allah hath cursed, and he whom Allah hath cursed. 4:50-52


  4. And former Muslims. Hell is sufficient for their burning.

    And of them were (some) who believed therein and of them were (some) who turned away from it. Hell is sufficient for (their) burning. 4:55




Allah will burn disbelievers in the Fire. And after there skin burns off, he'll replace their skins and do it again and again. Allah is ever Mighty, Wise, Sadistic.

Lo! Those who disbelieve Our revelations, We shall expose them to the Fire. As often as their skins are consumed We shall exchange them for fresh skins that they may taste the torment. Lo! Allah is ever Mighty, Wise. 4:56


But those that believe and do good works will go to gardens after they die, where they'll have lots of shade and pure companions to mess around with forever.

And as for those who believe and do good works, We shall make them enter Gardens underneath which rivers flow - to dwell therein for ever; there for them are pure companions - and We shall make them enter plenteous shade. 4:57


So obey Allah and his messenger Muhammad.

Obey Allah, and obey the messenger and those of you who are in authority; and if ye have a dispute concerning any matter, refer it to Allah and the messenger 4:59


Oppose those that refuse to obey.

Hast thou not seen those who pretend that they believe in that which is revealed unto thee and that which was revealed before thee, how they would go for judgment (in their disputes) to false deities when they have been ordered to abjure them ? Satan would mislead them far astray. And when it is said unto them: Come unto that which Allah hath revealed and unto the messenger, thou seest the hypocrites turn from thee with aversion ... So oppose them and admonish them. 4:60-63


Hang out with Muslims. 'The best of company are they!'

Whoso obeyeth Allah and the messenger, they are with those unto whom Allah hath shown favour, of the prophets and the saints and the martyrs and the righteous. The best of company are they! 4:69


Fight the disbelieving minions of the devil in the cause of Allah.

Fight in the way of Allah ... Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward ... Those who believe do battle for the cause of Allah; and those who disbelieve do battle for the cause of idols. So fight the minions of the devil.4:74-76


And don't worry about dying in battle. Remember the shade and the pure companions. Allah wouldn't hurt the down on a date-stone.

Hast thou not seen those ... when fighting was prescribed ... say: Our Lord! Why hast Thou ordained fighting for us? ... Say (unto them, O Muhammad): The comfort of this world is scant; the Hereafter will be better for him who wardeth off (evil); and ye will not be wronged the down upon a date-stone. 4:77


If something good happens to you, it is because of Allah. If something bad happens, it's your own damn fault. Heads, Allah wins; tails, you lose.

If a happy thing befalleth them they say: This is from Allah; and if an evil thing befalleth them they say: This is of thy doing (O Muhammad). Say (unto them): All is from Allah. Whatever of good befalleth thee (O man) it is from Allah, and whatever of ill befalleth thee it is from thyself. 4:78-79


Whoever obeys Muhammad, obeys Allah. Whoever doesn't, doesn't.

Whoso obeyeth the messenger hath obeyed Allah, and whoso turneth away: We have not sent thee as a warder over them. 4:80


So which would you prefer? Would you rather mess around in the shade with pure companions after you die or have your skin burned off over and over again by Allah?

Allah is Mighty, Wise, Sadistic.

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Hemp's_Notorious_Cousin

Skeleton and the Bar

skeleto eniras unua baro kaj ordoj bieron kaj ŝvabrilon

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

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